if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I need a beard to bite.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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