She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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