ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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