How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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