If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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