I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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