i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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