Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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