You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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