There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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