But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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