i may or may not be watching the land before time
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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