Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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