NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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