I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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