margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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