We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
How does it feel to date your dad?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
