yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I stole a fireplace last night.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm experimenting with sincerity
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Randomize
