i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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