Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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