just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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