She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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