Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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