Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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