So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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