i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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