I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
okay pat passed out under dana's car
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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