before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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