how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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