i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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