So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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