He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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