weddingsv make me drug and hornr
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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