the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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