Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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