I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I have already put on my inside pants.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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