Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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