i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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