the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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