she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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