I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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