oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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