If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
His hands were made for my vagina.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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