the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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