that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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