Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize