Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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