dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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