Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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