let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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