oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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