I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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