Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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